KC in command

"WHAT, ME PADDLING..​....? I'LL SUPERVISE VPC!", SAYS THE REAR ADMIRAL IN HIS CAPTAIN'S HAT AND SMART LOOKING RED UNIFORM. (WHICH I SUSPECT HAD NEVER BEEN WASHED SINCE OUR LAST YEAR'S CRUISE TRIP.)"WHE​N I WAS A LAD, I SERVED MY TERM AS AN OFFICE BOY IN AN ATTORNEY'S FIRM......​." "....I POLISHED THOSE DOORS SO CAREFULLY, NOW I AM THE RULER OF THE QUEEN'S NAVY......​!", SAID/SANG THE PROUD ADMIRAL